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I like video games and smooth music

Lackluster Liberation – Far Cry 5 (PC) Review

Welcome to Far Cry 5, a lily-livered attempt at satire.

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Backlogged: The Binding of Isaac

The Old Testament is fucked up, which is probably why I’d rather read it than the hippie nonsense in the New Testament. Sure, Jesus had his moments of badassery, but he didn’t play cruel pranks on his followers to test … Continue reading

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Backlogged: Borderlands

Borderlands? More like BORINGlands, am I right?

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Idiot Haske Probably Thinks This About Seattle

“Seattle is a magical place where all your dreams come true!”

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Game Dev Tycoon – PC Review

I’ll admit, some of what takes place in Tycoon does reflect reality to a degree. The brief reviews could be indicative of the industry’s obsession with scores as opposed to constructive criticism, and achieving perfect scores and pandering to demographics is all … Continue reading

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Moebius: Empire Rising – PC Review

Jane Jensen struck gold in the 1990s with Gabriel Knight, but Moebius: Empire Rising fails to reach the same heights. The lack of meaningful puzzles and memorable characters make it pale in comparison to her Sierra adventures, and when put … Continue reading

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Final Fantasy XIV – Playstation 3 Review

In many respects, A Realm Reborn has charmed me. The developers did an excellent job at creating a Final Fantasy experience online even though they borrowed a lot of the design. On the other hand, it’s unfortunate that it runs … Continue reading

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Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reign – PC Review

The bounty of characters, fast-paced action and countless strategic possibilities make Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reignabsurdly playable. Crafting that perfect team able take control of the board and last for numerous consecutive rounds is satisfying to say the least, and the … Continue reading

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Final Fantasy X|X-2 HD Remaster – Playstation 3 Review

Obviously, Final Fantasy X is the real prize in Final Fantasy X|X-2 HD Remaster, but X-2 has something to offer if viewed in the right light. This is one of the best HD remasters around and with any luck, Square-Enix will see fit to give … Continue reading

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South Park: The Stick of Truth – PC Review

Stick of Truth isn’t exactly the game it should be in an ideal world, but it comes reasonably close. It certainly gets the look and feel of the South Park show down pat, but it lacks in the gameplay department and … Continue reading

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