With all the ironically big, loud and dumb games available, Thunder Wolves comes off as a tryhard. It touts mass destruction, but only a few stages allow for real obliteration, and the characters’ insipid banter is ham-fisted and devoid of wit. Sure, there’s arcade chaos, but the game is only two hours long, the co-op is local only and the glitches are the only true threat. There’s both good action and good action parodies out there, but this is neither.

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